Navigating Holiday Confusion: From Halloween to Christmas

Yesterday I went to the shop and realised I didn't know what time of year I was living in. On one side I was surrounded by skeletons and evil pumpkins, and on the other, Santa Claus was merrily singing "Ho ho ho" surrounded by Christmas trees. Confused, I started looking for the Easter Bunny. Why not - there should be no limit to the craziness.

I think shops try too much to exploit our love for events that have always been special.... So I decided, I will fight this scourge by diverting your finances to our shop.

Since I have the unofficial status of "Discount queen" in the company, I have decided to give you a pretty big (for a small company like ours) 25% discount on all products for 7 days (I would have done it for ten, but then I would have no reason to write to you). Coupon code: Discount25 (ends 10/10/2024)

I'm not going to say that the discount is because Halloween is coming up. No. We just need orders, money, as our suppliers want money too, my kitties want to eat, and my broken heel this morning won't glue itself back on.

And for the most generous of shoppers, I'm giving a special 40% discount on glass beads. But there's a twist with this: you must have at least £70 worth of goods in your basket. Simply because, last time I just made such a big discount, the warehouse staff almost went crazy as there were lots of orders, but they were small. So this discount can be seen as a bonus discount. Coupon code: GlassB40 (ends 10/10/2024)

Discounts can't be combined, so you can't get "super-duper-mega-discounts".

I always enjoy reading your emails and am happy to reply to each one. If my reply hasn't arrived the next day, it's only because before I see your email, I sometimes have to read all the spam offers, from 'magic hoovers', to offers from a Nigerian prince to get rich (yes, he's still alive and still as rich).

Look this letter is getting too long as it is.

I wish you a wonderful mood!

Nancy.

p.s. We had a draw for a £25 voucher in September. This month's winner was order 214120. The voucher will come by email. The October draw has already started. The terms are the same - just buy over £20.